Madonna Dispenses Bits Of “Candy,” And They Kinda Suck

noah | April 15, 2008 6:15 am
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ARTIST: Madonna TITLE: Hard Candy (snippets) WEB DEBUT: April 15, 2008

ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: It’s hard to tell whether or not Madonna’s contract-killing album with Warner will be as satisfying a dance-pop record as Blackout (which, Britney personal drama aside, is the best example of the genre in a while), but the bits and pieces of choruses strung together in the name of whetting appetites isn’t exactly inspiring. Listen for yourself while you still can, and see if you agree with me that the only tracks that’ll sound good coming out of your personal summertime radio are the last one and the one right after “Candy Shop” that uses the dirty “James Brown Is Dead”-style keyboards:

Madonna – Hard Candy snippets [YouTube via ONTD]

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