Richie Sambora Not Participating in ‘Rock of Love’

rockoflove.jpgA letter from VH1 lands in the mailbag: “There is no truth to the rumor that Richie Sambora will participate in Rock of Love.” Aw, nuts. On the bright side, this opens up the field to any number of Rocklahoma-playing band members. (Heh, heh, I said “members.”) I nominate Taime Downe, if only because his involvement will definitely cause the “rejected Suicide Girl” quotient of potential ladies to go up up up.

  • NickEddy

    Maybe he will facetime on “Intervention.”

  • Nicolars

    I’m still hoping for Tommy Lee.

  • Antiheroine

    I think it would be kind of awesome if the next season switched genders and had like Tawny Kitaen and a bunch of male would-be rockers vying for her hand.

  • MickFNS

    It should be “Celebrity” Rock of Love, with Bret back and maybe the trannie from Flavor of Love, some cast-offs from the Trump/”You’re Fired”show and some porn-star or one of the Kardashians or something. And Tawny Kitean. And “Downtown” Julie Brown if she’s still alive.

  • revmatty

    @Nicolars: For a minute I thought you meant Tommy Lee Jones. I would totally watch that.

  • Maura Johnston

    @Antiheroine: And all the contenders have to cartwheel between cars as their first test! I love it.