Maroon 5 And Rihanna Sex-Stare At (Or Next To) Each Other

anthonyjmiccio | May 14, 2008 9:30 am
Rihanna does her best to imitate Adam Levine’s frozen sex-stare in Maroon 5’s video for “If I Never See Your Face Again,” but you can’t pretend to be a homicidal maniac. Adam seems more comfortable eye-fucking the camera than her, but that’s because her eyes made him think about how much he’d love to wrap a phone cord around her neck while Phil Collins plays in the background and naturally it made him a little nervous. The song? It’s another nasty sex romp that will have Greg Dulli shooting ever more darts into an thoroughly punctured picture of Mr. Levine. “He gets Rihanna and Kanye, I get Marcy Mays and Mark Lanegan! Why did I have to peak in the ’90s!?! Argh, my groin!” [YouTube]