Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long” Sounds Scarily Like A Hit

anthonyjmiccio / May 22, 2008


America, please resist. It’s going to be tough, but I need to ask you to say no to a song that mixes “Sweet Home Alabama,” “Werewolves Of London” and “Night Moves” into a new “Summer Of ’69.” Please, avoid downloading this, leave this type of summer jam (God, I beg you, don’t let this be one) to Uncle Kracker, and take the effort to listen to the aforementioned four chestnuts separately. Maybe that way we can force Kid Rock to abandon his boring-ass country-rock troubadour shtick and go back to rapping about how he needs to smoke three joints just to mow the lawn. [YouTube]