Be Very Afraid

May 30th, 2008 // 4 Comments

AP080517031359.jpgThe new Miley Cyrus video is going to be directed by Brett Ratner. This puts the odds that it’ll be a four-minute-long goof on those cleavage-flaunting MySpace pics somwehere around 4-5. But tasteful, people, tasteful! We don’t want her alienating all of her fanbase before they graduate from puberty. [Video Static]


  1. TheRunningboard7

    I hope it has a Jackie Chan / Chris Tucker dance battle with the cast of Step Up 2.

  2. Anonymous

    Does anyone else here think that Miley’s ship has already sailed? Some careers peak right from the get-go…Achy Breaky Heart, anybody?

  3. Empire

    I never graduated from puberty. I was one unit short, and I said, screw it, I’m never gonna use this anyway.

  4. Anonymous

    I would assume we won’t get the Risky Business Underwear homage that Rat delivered for those Guitar Hero/American Idol commercials…

    Do we have any odds on the video involving a unicorn or Jackie Chan?

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