Scott Storch Is A Wanted Man

Record producer and car collector Scott Storch owes $511,839.16 in back taxes on his Miami Beach home, is way behind on child support, and has a paternity suit pending. There are also reports of various cars he owes money on, including one that turned Lil Kim into the subject of a local TV news segment, being repossessed. So a judge in Miami-Dade County has authorized police to jail the producer until he can be brought to court for hearings on his various debts. For his part, Storch’s lawyer says that he’s trying to refinance his house–which is reportedly worth upwards of $10 million–in order to pay down his debts, but I suspect that his mountain of problems is resulting in banks being shy about giving him a blank check for anything more expensive than a pack of gum at this point. [Miami Herald via The Daily Swarm]

  • Ned Raggett

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

  • Big Tuna

    Looks like someone just gave John Edward some competition for the “Biggest Douche in the Universe” award

  • loudersoft

    Considerate, pleasant, an asset to eBay. A+++

  • Julio Allison

    Which goes to prove my point: never sell a $10 Million house to a 13-year-old.

  • cockfightbarmitzvah

    He should also be jailed for multiple counts of wearing giant, old lady bedazzled sunglasses. That’s a felony offense, right?

  • loudersoft

    @cockfightbarmitzvah: only when worn with gucci loafers and a bunch of ovepriced Tubbs & Crockett-lookin outfits

  • Tenno

    Wow, just a couple years ago this cat was the man. HHAHAHHAHAHAH! Swizz beats revenge bitch!

  • Chris Molanphy

    That sound you just heard was Timbaland laughing his muthafuckin’ ass off.

  • baconfat

    Just cut another record with Paris and you’ll be fine, g.

  • Anonymous

    The only decent beat this cat ever made was “Still D.R.E.”, and that wasn’t even credited to him. That whole fake minimalism shit was the emperor’s new clothes.

  • Captain Wrong

    Oh yeah, and Elton John wants his shades back.

  • scarletvirtue


    Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

  • alec_baldwin