Pretty Ricky Give Us “21 Days Of 4Play,” Flashbacks To “PopoZão”

anthonyjmiccio | June 12, 2008 3:30 am
The guy playing the keyboard? His name is Diamond Blue. The one eating off of a paper plate? He’s Spectacular. The fellow running a lint roller on his pecs? Goes by the handle of Slick’Em. And the chappy rocking the falsetto as Blue shouts off the various potential birthdates of their “’80s Babies?” His name is 4Play and he’s the newest member of Pretty Ricky, an R&B quartet so horny they make Jodeci look like the Statler Brothers. “21 Days Of 4Play,” the group’s ongoing YouTube miniseries that actually appears to have been filmed in one day, is a goldmine of new jack Spinal Tap.

4Play, ladies, 4Play. Gentlemen, take it outside.

Diamond Blue is happy to list the qualities that made 4Play worthy of joining Pretty Ricky. “You gotta have that sex appeal… check! You gotta be in mint condition physically… check, check! He got that… plus another check!” Also, the ladies feel Pretty Ricky because “Pretty Ricky is something to be felt.” “Everybody trying to hate on or stop Pretty Ricky, you can’t stop us! Cuz we are undeniable.”

“What does it take to be a member of Pretty Ricky? Mmmhmm! You damn sure gotta be spontaneous, and full of vigor…also you gotta be…freak nasty, cuz you know Pretty Ricky is very…nasty but a very sexual, sexual…and classical.. yeah…and you gotta have your grown man on…also, you gotta be very, very, very intelligent…you gotta be a beast in the bedroom…” And so on.

“One time, I was in the fifth grade, my teacher told me ‘Slick’Em, Slick’Em, what do you want to be when you grow up?’ I already told her, I wanted to be a pimp…”

“I want y’all to feel when you put a Pretty Ricky CD in, y’all in the studio with Ricky butt ass motherfucking naked. When y’all hear that riff I want y’all to say, ‘I wonder if he was naked when he did that?’ And you know what you’re going to say? ‘Yeah.'”

And there are still seven days to go.

21 Days Of 4Play (Day 13) [YouTube] 21 Days Of 4Play (Day 8) [YouTube] 21 Days Of 4Play (Day 3) [YouTube] 21 Days Of 4Play (Day 4) [YouTube] 21 Days Of 4Play (Day 10) [YouTube] 21 Days Of 4Play (Day 14) [YouTube]

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