Miley Cyrus Glitters Thanks To The Power Of Her Magic Wand

Jun 19th, 2008 // 4 Comments


“Well,” Anthony said to me when I IMed him the link,”at least they were smart to wait until after R. Kelly’s lawyer referenced her to release this shot of her holding a big golden microphone.” Very true. Anyone want to take bets on when Billy Ray starts telling anyone who’ll listen that he had no idea what this cover was eventually going to look like?

Miley Cyrus – Breakout – Media Gallery [absolutepunk]


  1. Tenno

    Thats so damn exploitable it’s not even funny.

  2. ObtuseIntolerant

    Not to mention the gratuitous splash of glitter right on the crotch.

    Poor thing.

  3. Anonymous

    Breakout? Reminds me of a Neutrogena commercial.

  4. Anonymous

    Damn, can’t this girl do anything without someone making something sexual out of it.

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