Lou Piniella And Ozzie Guillen Might Want To Stick To Managing

As evidenced by this ad for a Chicago car dealership, which pits the Windy City’s lovable managerial duo in a rap battle that no one wins. (The Dugout hypothesizes what the director’s cut of the ad, featuring Jim “Word Up” Thome, might have been like.) Not sure what else to say about this, except that if it leads to Jerry Manuel getting it in his head that he should fire up his new charges/one-up Guillen by re-recording “Our Team, Our Time” I am definitely giving up on this season. [YouTube via ProHipHop]