Heidi Montag Is One Drink Away From Banging You

Jul 2nd, 2008 // 6 Comments

AP071210036282.jpgARTIST: Heidi Montag
SONG: “One More Drink”
WEB DEBUT: July 1, 2008

ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: Hills star Heidi Montag may have aspirations toward the lucrative Christian-pop scene, but for now she’s happy to sing about “getting lost in this liquid high,” and being one drink away from losing her better judgment. Ethical questions about an MTV star promoting drunken hook-ups aside (“last call for alcohol/ I’m feeling clumsy, about to fall…”), the song is a big step-up from “Fashion,” and recommended to fans of Britney Spears’ Blackout (which would also be a good name for a sequel to this track). Really, all that’s missing from this is an opening “…HEIDI!”

WHERE TO FIND IT: You can easily find streams on YouTube, and Ali’s Blog has a download.


  1. Camp Tiger Claw

    Looks like I won’t be needing this industrial strength drum of ether after all.

  2. Anonymous

    Isn’t she a right-wing nutjob as well? I think we have a future Ann Coulter on our hands, folks.

  3. Anonymous

    I really hope this is a sign that one side-effect of Britney’s tabloid reign of the last few years is Blackout becoming the template for US Weekly pop hopefuls like Heidi.

    Not that this is nearly as good as “Break the Ice,” mind you, but what do you think Spencer and Heidi are willing to spend on a recording budget? $56 and 3 bags of Sun Chips?

  4. Anonymous

    As long as she’s sippin’ on Jesus Juice, the christians won’t mind.

  5. mhale0

    You say she’s missing an opening? Which one?

  6. Anonymous

    b/w chlamydia?

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