Buckcherry Gets Drunk And Horny, Does What It Does Best
If there’s one thing Buckcherry’s learned from the success of “Crazy Bitch,” it’s that it there are no points for subtlety in rock today. Witness these lines from their new single “Too Drunk To Fuck”: “I got so many women comin’ after me/ I put some pussy on layaway.” “Young and dumb and full of cum/ with a sugar load of candy cane.” None of the lines are as funny as “you bawl like the baby in Eraserhead,” and it’s at best half as fast as the DKs’ classic, but this irony-free enthusiasm for boozy incapacitation will do just fine on strip club stages and frat rooftops. [YouTube]
