While You Enjoy Pitchfork, Think Of The Little People

While you’re enjoying Jarvis Cocker tomorrow night (I’m looking at you, Maura), be sure to enjoy the festivities a little extra thinking of the sort of festivals we get here in flyover country. Phoenix’s abysmally programmed “active rock masquerading as alternative” station announced its one-day festival lineup and it’s a doozy, with a few tolerable acts mixed in with some of the worst acts you could imagine being forced to watch in the midst of a working farm in the middle of nowhere.

The lineup as it stands today, although the station promises more to be added:

Alkaline Trio Atmosphere Everlast Flobots Flogging Molly Gogol Bordello The Kooks Mickey Avalon NOFX Paul Oakenfold Pennywise Reverend Horton Heat Rise Against Thrice

While Gogol Bordello is legally obligated to perform at every festival this summer, most of the bill (especially since I believed for a minute that Against Me! was on the bill instead of Rise Against) is just a trainwreck. Mickey Avalon is even emerging from Cisco Adler’s extra bedroom to make an unwelcome comeback! You too can wonder where your $45-$150 went on Sept. 27. See you there!

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