Please Someone Turn This Into The Opening For A Short Story

Jul 29th, 2008 // 3 Comments

kylieeee.jpg“Kylie Minogue was shocked and surprised when she discovered a fan backstage crying into one of her wigs. ” [NOW Magazine via Perpetua]

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  1. Ned Raggett

    “Can’t Get You Out Of My Wig”

  2. Nunya B

    I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. All stalkers should be so lucky. Lucky, lucky, lucky.

  3. Bob Loblaw

    Had it been one of her dailies, the jagged bob or the Debbie Harry or even her secret favorite, the Little Bo Peep, she might not have minded terribly. (Personal space and propriety not being high on the list of Australia’s national virtues.) No, this was a different matter altogether; this sweat-soaked mouthbreather was currently weeping into the priceless powdered wig of one Sir Elton John, given to her on the occasion of her 40th birthday.

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