Lily Allen Is Living The Nightmare

Maura | August 8, 2008 - 9:30 am

lillllly.jpgLily Allen takes to her blog and goes the “Kanye West clarity post” route in response to allegations that some wardrobe malfunctions she experienced yesterday were actually a manufactured stunt, because if there’s one thing that will make your music more respected by the world, it’s inadvertently flashing some nipple while you’re trying to fight your way through a crowd of SLR-wielding paps: “hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it’s no secret I don’t like wearing bras , besides i don’t need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt .”

Can I just say , i have been keeping myself very much to myself recently , i’ve been gardening , decorating my new flat and looking after my greiving grandfather . If i wanted publicity , i’d be accepting invitations not to mention money for turning up to glamourous events . I’m actually trying really hard to be out of the public eye , as I’m really proud of the work i’ve put into my album and I want people to appreciate the music , yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job . But don’t accuse me of purposely slipping out of my clothes to get attention and press . I hate the fact that there are always 10 middle aged men following me everywhere that i go .

I understand that it’s the price i pay for having a nice house and nice clothes , and i treat them with courtesy when i don’t think that they particularly deserve it . i’m a very independent person and I like to live as normal a life as anybody where I can ,I live by myself , i drive myself around and run all my errands by myself . It’s actually incredibly embarrasing and lonely when I’m walking down the street and men are chasing me with their cameras , drawing attention to me and people then pointing and taking out their camera’s and phones all getting in on the action . I’m 5″2 i’m 23 and this stuff gets to me every so often , so when you see pictures of ” lily looking , glum” or ” lily in tears , again” it’s not because i’m upset about my relationships or because i’m hungover . It’s because i’m on my own and people are pointing at me like an animal in the zoo , talking about me as if i’m not there, meanwhile 10 -20 guys are all making money catching every second of it . Anyway my point is , i would never use my body in that way , I’m just not that kind of girl .

I haven’t seen the picture she’s referring to yet, but this picture would seem to bear out her complaint. All you need is a docent with a “celebrity specimen does own plumbing, seems to be similar to humans in many ways, might even get frustrated” script ready and the zoo comparison is more than apt.

making a boob [Lily Allen’s MySpace Blog]

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