Elton John And Lily Allen Have Bitchiest Awards-Show Snipefest Since Milton Berle And RuPaul

By: Maura / September 4, 2008

Elton John’s assertion that he could snort British burbler Lily Allen under the table, and his half-bored disgust at her unwillingness to stop sucking from the free-champagne teat and plastered protests over his advanced age, make me pretty sure that the argument they had at British GQ‘s Men Of The Year Awards isn’t some sort of viral marketing plan for their forthcoming collaboration, “Wednesday Nights Are Pretty OK For Fighting As Well ’09.” Then again, I’m talking about both of them thanks to this little spat, so who knows? [via Gawker]