Hey Asshole: The Aftermath

Sep 9th, 2008 // 6 Comments

oasis_Main_shot.jpgOasis has postponed its show in London, Ont., tonight, thanks to Noel Gallagher sustaining hip and rib injuries after being attacked on stage Sunday. The show has been moved to Dec. 15; meanwhile, the 47-year-old (!!!!) who jumped on stage to have his way with Noel was charged with assault and released yesterday. [London Free Press via BV]


  1. Chris N.

    Can you imagine how many times Noel has said “fuck” in the last two days?

  2. sicksteanein

    Watch out, everyone. Canada has finally snapped!

  3. amandacobra

    Great. So now all of us that plan on moving there when the evil, violent assholes get in power in November have to find a new place to move? NEAT!

  4. amandacobra


    Don’t worry about it. There’s an election or something coming up. Running joke about liberals moving en masse to Canada to get away from the violent gun nuts in America.

  5. Thierry

    @amandacobra: If the Conservatives get a majority, which polls show is a distinct possibility, you may wish to consider a move south instead…

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