BREAKING: Kanye West Arrested At LAX

noah | September 11, 2008 12:00 pm

For “felony vandalism,” which is actually code for “shaking down a couple of annoying paparazzi who were bothering him while he was at Los Angeles International Airport.” (One of the paps was from TMZ, which has “helpfully” provided a chat room for its readers to react to this unfolding story. Sample comment: “kanye looks like urkle.” Sample comment from someone who goes by the name “TMZ_admin”: “Kanye for Pez… tilt his head back and take a candy.” Oh, Internet age, do you ever stop giving?) [TMZ]