A Brief List Of Songs You Should Never, Ever Do At Karaoke, Unless You Rented A Room For Yourself And Only Yourself
Compiled last night while I was out, mostly self-explanatory:
• “Stairway To Heaven” • “L.A. Woman” • “Goodnight Saigon” (nb this wasn’t performed last night but I think the point still stands, unless you were actually in the military and then you get a pass) • Anything by A Perfect Circle that isn’t “Judith” • Anything that clocks in at over five minutes, especially “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant,” because seriously people, an hour is a finite period of time and there are other people in the bar.
Feel free to add your own.