noah | September 26, 2007 2:45 am
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From the mailbag: “[BAND REDACTED BECAUSE THIS LITTLE STUNT IS, IN FACT, THAT PATHETIC] has been banned from Graceland! The band was touring the mansion of Elvis Presley on September 24th when front man [REDACTED] decided to jump into the pool. The guards removed him and he is now banned from Graceland for life! ‘I just wanted to go for a swim,’ he said.”