noah | September 27, 2007 3:30 am
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X Factor hopeful is told by Simon Cowell that her singing voice sounds like she has something stuck in her throat, warbler gets it checked out by a medical professional and finds that she’s been suffering from a potentially fatal lung disease. You just know that already, American Idol producers are trying to find the “perfect” candidate who can recreate this story for the show’s upcoming season. (If only the orgasmatron palm-reader hadn’t blown her big chance last year!) [Us]