jharv | January 16, 2008 1:15 am
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George Michael has just signed on to write “one of the hottest remaining untold celebrity memoirs” in “one of the biggest book deals ever concluded in UK publishing.” And there better be some sweet dirt in there for HarperCollins to invest so much on a book-length project when this Reuters story manages to hit most of the salacious details of Michael’s life–blah blah sexin’ in the john, blah blah stoned on TV, blah blah pastel hot pants–in 237 words. [Reuters]