The gossip pages are incoherent at the best of times, but this “portrait” of Samantha Ronson, aimed at folks who barely grasp the real-world role of Ronson’s GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND A THOUSAND TIMES GIRLFRIEND Lindsay Lohan, is a doozy. We’re told that Ronson–producer Mark’s little sister–has, thanks to Lohan, “helped raise Ronson’s status from quirky hipster to A-list DJ.” You know, the kind of quirky hipster who just so happened to be DJ’ing large corporate events long before she and Lohan started seeing each other a year or so ago. (But you know, “seeing” as euphemism because when Sam’s brother Mark refers to them as a couple, they’re given the benefit of the doubt just in case Lohan decides to tell the world, “Just kidding!”) [ABC News]
The gossip pages are incoherent at the best of times, but this “portrait” of Samantha Ronson, aimed at folks who barely grasp the real-world role of Ronson’s GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND A THOUSAND TIMES GIRLFRIEND Lindsay Lohan, is a doozy. We’re told that Ronson–producer Mark’s little sister–has, thanks to Lohan, “helped raise Ronson’s status from quirky hipster to A-list DJ.” You know, the kind of quirky hipster who just so happened to be DJ’ing large corporate events long before she and Lohan started seeing each other a year or so ago. (But you know, “seeing” as euphemism because when Sam’s brother Mark refers to them as a couple, they’re given the benefit of the doubt just in case Lohan decides to tell the world, “Just kidding!”) [ABC News]
