Ted Nugent And Sarah Palin Are Blood Brothers

Sep 17th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Never one to let a good media opportunity pass him by, Ted Nugent has decided to send an autographed advance copy of his forthcoming book Ted, White, & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto–which arrives in bookstores and other places that just happen to have large numbers of right-wing screeds on their shelves Oct. 6–to Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin*, since they possess a shared love of hunting, killing, and all that other red-meat “(wo)man’s (wo)man” bullshit that so-called conservatives eat up. Ted’s missive, complete with awkward Declaration Of Independence allusions, after the jump.

Dear Governor Palin,

Please accept this copy of my new book, “Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto” for you and your family. As a proud fellow American hunter, fisherman and lover of Alaska’s soul cleansing magnificent Spirit of the Wild, we who live our American Dream by God, truth, logic, goodwill and decency, thank you for bringing such defiant common sense and self evident truth back to the GOP and politics. We wish you Godspeed for the best hunting and fishing season of your life and pray to God almighty that you bring your bold spirit to the White House.

Godbless,

American BloodBrothers, Ted Nugent and family

“Defiant common sense,” huh? Well, I guess this was written before the whole e-mail hack story broke….

TED NUGENT Reaches Out To SARAH PALIN [Blabbermouth]

* First person to send me a tweaked version of the Japanese cover for Love Grenade gets a cookie!

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  1. NeverEnough

    I hate Ted Nugent more than cancer.

  2. GhostOfDuane

    I hate Ted Nugent more than permanent, unceasing, untreatable anal hemorrhaging.

  3. cockfightbarmitzvah

    I hate Ted Nugent more than Ted Nugent hates vegan beef jerky. Which is to say a lot!

  4. Anonymous

    I hate Ted Nugent more than the Mets.

  5. Anonymous

    I HATE TED NUGENT. All caps…I win.

  6. Chris Molanphy

    I didn’t actually hate Ted Nugent before today, but reading that letter, I think I hate him now.

  7. revmatty

    I hated him for his music before I realized what a complete dickwad he was, and now I hate him for that as well.

  8. Audif Jackson Winters III

    Yikes, I’m no fan of Sarah Palin (or the Nuge, for that matter), but promoting hacks of private e-mail and calling teenager’s cell phones makes me not want to look at any Gawker-affiliated sites.

  9. Maura Johnston

    @Audif Jackson Winters III: I’d argue that the e-mail address in question is semi-private, really, because it happens to be the account that she often “offshored” state business to in order for it to not be in the public record. Sleaze begets sleaze…

  10. rajmahall

    So the current tally is…

    Pro-Palin Musical Acts:
    Ted Nugent

    Anti-Palin Musical Acts:
    Heart
    Portugal. The Man
    Pink
    Lindsay Lohan
    Barbara Streisand

    A few more endorsements like these and I’ll be able to put together a swingin’ anti-Palin playlist.

  11. okiedoke

    Dear Governor Palin –

    It’s that time of year again. I’m planning my new CD cover and am thinking you might want to be part of it. I won a big award for last year’s release from my fans at some site called Idolator, and it might be good exposure for you …

  12. Anonymous

    Ted Nugent is a total moron. take it from a Detroit guy. A has-been & a blowhard.

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