Millions Of American Families To Experience Significantly Shriekier Thanksgivings This Year

Oct 13th, 2008 // 8 Comments

The halftime performers during the Cowboys’ NFL game on Turkey Day: Mop-topped Disney heartthrobs the Jonas Brothers. [AP]


  1. Anonymous

    I think the players’ association lobbied for this. “FBs for the JBs!!”

  2. Anonymous

    @lastclearchance: Or maybe just Deon Anderson.

  3. Nunya B

    Like any of those three give a shit about football.

  4. Tauwan

    Where did their album go? Wasn’t it supposed to top the charts for like 10,000 weeks, and save the industry?

  5. ObtuseIntolerant

    @Tauwan: Was it? As for them, they just spent the week in Europe, as the album is getting dropped at the end of the month there and everywhere else.

    The next single starts getting pushed harder next week here, I believe.

    I think the sales are not too shabby…it went platinum faster than the last…but what do I know?

    @Nunya B: Nick does. Meh. Competitive sporty men are obnoxious.

    I don’t care for the football, myself. I am more excited for their two back to back sold out shows in Vegas that weekend. But this is cool, whatever! Go JB! Woo!

  6. ObtuseIntolerant

    And also, Maura, their vocals are not really half as shrieky as a typical male football fan. I have recently learned this, thanks to my new neighbor man. OY!!

  7. MrStarhead

    I don’t think this album is doing as well as Disney hoped. Why aren’t they doing a triumphant Miley Cyrus-style tour of the US?

  8. NeverEnough

    Why, exactly, is Joe Jonas not in my pants?

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