Nov 11th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Dear everyone e-mailing us about the awful cover for the allegedly forthcoming Whitney Houston record: Don’t fret! This bit of Photoshop trickery is a phony cover by a Canadian Whitney Houston fan who goes by the name “dzemil,” and who apparently enjoys spending his extra time trying to see just how much he can slim down a thigh with only photo-manipulation software to guide him. The cover does look pretty convincing, though, at least in the “something that would pass muster with an aesthetics-strapped major these days” department. Maybe Sony Music can hire him? [classicwhitney.yuku.com]

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  1. uptonking

    So… are you telling me Whitney WILL NOT be appearing as part of the WWF crew this season? Damn. It seemed like the next logical career move.

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