Brokencyde’s Crimes Against Ears Are Pretty Clear
“the best worst best worst no way this is real but oh my god how could it not be bizarro-world where a band has formed with a get rich quick scheme/unholy trinity combining nu-rave with screamo and qua rapping with vocoder into a single song that is like a deadly vortex of everything that has existed in non-country pop music in the last 18 months and then mixed in some heinous sub-Cobrasnake-skank vibes and filmed it.”
Seriously, it’s like a Hipster Runoff tribute video made by people who don’t really get that blog’s jokes. Or maybe who get them too well? Anyway, I made it through to about the 1:45 mark, and I dare you to beat my record. personally. Also, according to the video’s production company:
6. There was no drinking of alcohol on set. The bottle you see seven drinking from….that’s apple juice believe it or not!
See? Some types of stupid can’t be brought on by inebriation. (Also, I give it three months before this song somehow legit makes it big after being used in an ad for, like, Skins or something.)