Outraged Moms And Dads Figure Out The Meaning Behind Those Incomprehensible Britney Spears Lyrics

“I was astonished and totally taken aback when I heard my 5 and 7 year old kids walking around the house singing F U C K’… When I asked them what it was, they told me it was Britney Spears. I was horrified.”—A sorta-concerned parent to Australia’s Undercover News, regarding the at-first-blush gibberish lyrics of “If You Seek Amy” on Brit Brit’s Circus. Yes, that Britney Spears, she’s been such a paragon of demureness and chastity that her singing about people wanting to do her is just, well, shocking. Right? Up next: Shocked mothers get their knickers in a twist over the skankiness quotient of Bratz dolls, just in time for them to be forcibly taken off the market! [undercover.com.au / YouTube]