noah | December 10, 2008 3:45 am

Oh, Catholic elders. Don’t you realize that by condemning Madonna’s “sexy” ways, you’re just encouraging her? Keep it up and she’ll think it’s a good idea for her to put out Sex II, only with the part of Vanilla Ice being played by A-Rod. Don’t you think you’ve scarred the impressionable youths of the world enough? (NB: That last question can be asked to anyone named in this particular item.) [AP]

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