Hard Rock Park, which rode its Led Zeppelin rollercoaster into a shortened inaugural season and Chapter 11 bankruptcy a few months ago, probably won’t be loving or serving anyone come 2009; its attempts to find a buyer have been unsuccessful thus far, which means that a complete liquidation of the property is looking more and more likely. (Um, not to dance on anyone’s grave here, but I would totally throw a few bucks toward saving Phonehenge, just because.) [Myrtle Beach Online via The Velvet Rope]