A Few Sorta-Punny Headlines For That “Jon Bon Jovi To Sing For A Hillary Fundraiser” Story

“Jon Bon Jovi May Send Hillary’s Campaign Out In A Blaze Of Glory”
“Hillary Asks Jon Bon Jovi To Be Her Knight On A Steel Horse”
“Jon Bon Jovi To Hillary: ‘I Was Made To Be Your (Money) Man’”
“Bon Jovi Will Help Hillary ‘Runaway’ From The Campaign Trail”
“Jon And Hillary: The Tommy & Gina Of 2008 Presidential Politics?”

Surely you can come up with better ones? Bonus points if you can figure out a way to use that line about losing “more than that in my backseat” line from “Never Say Goodbye.” [AP]

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  • Maura Johnston

    things i learned while researching this post: max martin has a co-writing credit on ‘it’s my life,’ even though it’s pretty much ‘livin’ on a prayer iii.’

  • cockfightbarmitzvah

    “Hillary Asks Jon Bon Jovi: See My $6.3 Million Faces And Rock Them All”

  • Chris N.

    “In and Out of Debt”

  • Chris Molanphy

    @Maura Johnston: …and Martin ripped himself off when he cowrote “U + Ur Hand” for Pink. Roughly the same melody/chord progression.

    Shows how much I dislike Mr. Jovi that I like “Hand” a lot and can’t stand “Life,” even though it came first.

  • Audif Jackson Winters III

    “Bon Jovi to Hill: Your Debt Is Like Bad Medicine.”

  • bcapirigi

    Jon Bon Jovi Wants Hillary To Be Just As Close As The Holy Ghost Is (When He Lays Her Campaign Finance Debt Down On A Bed Of Roses.)

    Which is sorta wordy, I guess.

  • bcapirigi

    Till She’s Six Feet Under, Baby, Clinton Don’t Need No Debt.

    it’s harder than I thought…

  • Adairdevil

    “It’s Midnight with Chelsea’s Mom As Bon Jovi Rocks into the Night for Hillary”

    I can’t believe I remember “Midnight in Chelsea’s” existence. I’m kind of angry about it.

    Also, I marvel at “It’s My Life” for being made entirely of cliches: it’s my life, now or never, ain’t gonna live forever, life’s highway, and then a nod to Sinatra: “like Frankie said I did it my way”. I don’t expect poetry, but that is LAZY.

  • Audif Jackson Winters III

    Holy shit, we were all trumped by Yahoo! Music:

    [music.yahoo.com]

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-ZAbEPe8R8 Burt Brereton

    120.000 DOLLARS WORTH OF DEBT!!!??? wtf is this girl doing while studying? Living lavish? lol… when i got my J.D. 5 years back i was spending as little money as possible, and studied as much as possible… otherwise I wouldn’t have made it