Hey, Bono’s first New York Times op-ed appears this Sunday! My guess is that he’ll either take his bandmate to task for saying that he pals around with “war criminals” or turn in something suspicously similar to what Lucas thought he’d write when the column was first announced. (“We’ve gotta reach up, reach out, dive in, dive down, hold it, grab it, never let go!”) Either way, I’m sure that it’ll make all the people who used to get paid to scribble for a living panic over how on earth they can keep their jobs by refashioning themselves as “celebrities” in the ever-dwindling moments before people stop reading entirely. (Take heart, fellow writers: At least there’s no way he can be worse than Bill Kristol.) [Earlier]