Just In Case You Were Wondering: No Coachella Lineup So Far

Dan Gibson | January 28, 2009 10:30 am

I decided to suffer through KROQ’s playlist of Papa Roach and Three Days Grace just in case its morning show happened to have the delayed Coachella lineup this morning, but one of the inane hosts (Bean, maybe?) just mentioned that he and his corporate overlords haven’t received any new information since yesterday. However, in the midst of this seemingly endless wait, a particularly creative nerd on the Coachella message board took the “Paul T” username (for Goldenvoice head Paul Tollett) and posted a very likely fake lineup. While I doubt the Hold Steady are playing both Friday and Saturday, if you care to dream about what might be, it’s below the cut.

Friday: Nine Inch Nails Morrissey Orbital Franz Ferdinand Puscifer Katy Perry Digitalism (live) The Presets K’s Choice Conor Oberst & the Mystic Valley Band X Metric The Black Keys Shpongle Turbonegro Bassnectar Fair To Midland Ladytron Cage Brian Jonestown Massacre Hercules & Love Affair Mickey Avalon The Gaslight Anthem Laura Marling The Whip The Bloody Beetroots Kristina Sky The Airborne Toxic Event Friendly Fires Straight Line Stitch Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. Shadrach Kabango Los Campesinos O’Death The Wishing Tree Floater Alias Westlord Snailhouse Asteroids Galaxy Tour Miyavi Kevin Rudolf TINARIWEN Heartless Bastards Drop The Lime Lucent Dossier

Saturday: The Killers Neil Young Primus Basement Jaxx TV on the Radio Mike Patton + Rahzel Adele Immortal Technique Atmosphere One Day as a Lion Girl Talk Primal Scream Coolof (of The Knife) (DJ set) KT Tunstall Crystal Castles Amon Tobin M.A.N.D.Y. She & Him Roni Size Kimya Dawson Glasvegas The Black Marquee Jade Everett Jamie T Foals Grace Potter & The Nocturnals No Age Late of the Pier Sebastian Tellier Peanut Butter Wolf The Flobots Radio Luxembourg Ice Cream Floats Flying Lotus Kitty, Daisy & Lewis The Bug White Lies The Knux The Captains Intangible Mad Marge & The Stonecutters N.A.S.A. Mexican Institute of Sound Eric Mcfadden Trio Soniko Kira Willey Lucent Dossier

Sunday: Paul McCartney Foo Fighters Public Enemy Chemical Brothers Keane Poe MSTRKRFT Fleet Foxes Band of Horses Lupe Fiasco Skunk Anansie Planet of the Drums Jenny Lewis Imogen Heap The Heavy The Shins Black Mountain Asobi Seksu Gus Black Alabama 3 The Faint The Sounds The Ting Tings Yeasayer Conjure One The Bees Bizarre Surkin The Greencards The Hold Steady Uh Huh Her Christopher Lawrence a place to bury strangers Carolina Chocolate Drops The Death Set Florence & The Machine Anna Ternheim Weston Boys Tommy Mills & The Jade Amenity Gutevolk Buraka Som Sistema Lucent Dossier

Again, this is probably fake.

Just For You – Happy Birthday, Love Paul! [Coachella Message Board]

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