In Kelly Clarkson‘s recent blog about the successes of “My Life Would Suck Without You,” she mentions that her first live performance of the song is going to take place in the Bahamas. At the Atlantis Resort, in fact! Where you can swim (or at least have a “shallow water interaction”) with some dolphins while biding your time until Kelly’s Feb. 14 comeback concert.
The big letters on the concert’s come-on page say that packages are available for “as low as $599,” but once you get to the booking page, that option would seem to be missing. Is what you get worth a 100% price jump?
• Round-trip ground transfers around the island
• Two “free dolphin experiences” (the aforementioned “shallow water interactions”)
• Some sort of archeological tour
• Water slides!!!
… but not tickets to the concert, which are sold separately for $150 a pop. (And, it should be noted, still available. Because who has the money?) Sure, the show is on Valentine’s Day, so maybe you’ll get one of those sparkly lollipops Kelly’s wielding for your troubles. But why should Jonas Brothers fans get the better deal, huh?
Kelly Clarkson [Atlantis]