Katy Perry And The Pussycat Dolls Continue To Warp The Minds Of America’s Youth

noah | February 6, 2009 3:00 am

There are some days when I feel like Sinéad O’Connor, because I wish people would fight the real enemy, and not things like making live music on TV sound halfway decent. Take the nominees for the Nickelodeon-sponsored Kids’ Choice Awards, which are being handed out next month. Katy Perry‘s Girls Gone Wild Gone Radio-Ready “I Kissed A Girl” for Favorite Song? The bumping and grinding and whining Pussycat Dolls for Favorite Music Group? I weep for the youth, especially since in the latter category two of the three alternatives presented to them are Daughtry and Linkin Park. (The third is the Jonas Brothers, who yeah are probably shoe-ins anyway, but still! Principles!) A rundown of all four music-related categories after the jump.

Favorite Song: Katy Perry, “I Kissed a Girl” Rihanna, “Don’t Stop the Music” Chris Brown feat. T-Pain, “Kiss Kiss” Beyoncé, “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”

Favorite Male Singer: Chris Brown Jesse McCartney Kid Rock T-Pain

Favorite Music Group: DAUGHTRY Jonas Brothers Linkin Park The Pussycat Dolls

Favorite Female Singer: Alicia Keys Beyoncé Miley Cyrus Rihanna

Kids Choice Awards [Official site]