Idolator Presents: A YouTube Tribute To Presidents’ Day

The Electric Six‘s “Jimmy Carter” is, as far as I’m concerned, the single best song ever written about the American presidency. (Well, the American presidency and boy bands.) But there are a lot of excellent runners-up!

What do we really know about our first president? Well…

He was very tall and he had sex with bears.

He also had sex with Kristen Schaal.

He invented the lottery.

He wore wooden pants.

And don’t fuck with him when he’s got a rocket launcher.

How about Lincoln?

He was kind of a racist.

He was not smart enough to use a dummy.

He’s a handful if he mutates.

He hates giant scorpions but is excited for more M.I.A. baby news.

And he was at opening night for Notorious.

In other news, the Internet is no longer funny.

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