Miley Cyrus Not Having The Best Couple Of Days

First, she flubbed a lyric from her paparazzi-baiting single “Fly On The Wall” during a British TV appearance, prompting the country’s scandal-happy press to flip out just a little bit; then, Miley Cyrus‘ Twitter—which the pop sensation seems sort of addicted to—got hacked by some prankster who wasn’t quite sure just how to spell his (or her!) victim’s name, thus causing the account to be suspended by the microblogging service’s higher-ups. I’m waiting for all of these screw-ups to be hailed as yet another part of God’s big plan for all of us, but in the interim, let’s savor the four best fake tweets from phony Miley.

4. “ME AND MANDY HAD SEX IN HANNAH MONTANA WIGS”

3. “@demi_lovato wears hair extensions!”

2. “I am not a hacker! Do u knwo who da fuck I am bitch im a MELIEY RAYY CRYSUS AND I DEMAND ALL OF YOU TO MAKE ME FAN SGINS”

1. “Hey yall this is miely ray curys i just wanted too let yall knwo i am so fabuolus and soon i will b POSING FOR PLAYBOY! next week!!!! YAY”

By the way, “Crysus” sounds like it would be a great name for a black metal band… that only performed Miley/Hannah Montana covers. (And “Achy Breaky Heart,” natch.) Someone get on that?

Miley’s Twitter got hacked. [ONTD]
miley__cyrus [Twitter]

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  • Maura Johnston

    @DJorn: because everything is spelled correctly.

  • Anonymous

    Even better were Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez’s responses.

  • Barry White Stripes, Office LW

    I think I need to start demanding fan signs from people in the office.

  • DJorn

    How did #4 only come in at #4? It’s clearly the best one.

  • walkmasterflex

    @DJorn: agreed

  • Janelleyo

    Its so hard to not LOVE the “I DEMAND ALL OF YOU TO MAKE ME FAN SGINS” because I’m pretty sure that’s something she actually says.

  • http://theairpurifiersreview.com Nick Hayward

    this girl comes under far too much stick imo, shes only 17 years old for gods sake and look how successful she already is!

  • http://www.wizytowki-internetowe.pl Marcin | Tanie strony internetowe

    Great, Great :D THX a lot for this list.

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