noah | February 19, 2009 11:30 am

Remember how I deemed Danny Gokey “too Hicksian”—as in Taylor—to be a commercial success, and thus a bad Chosen One for this season of American Idol? Well, I might have been more right than I initially thought; according to this interview with Fox’s DC affiliate, Gokey, Alexis Grace, and Michael Sarver have taken to calling themselves… wait for it… The Blue-Eyed Soul Patrol. I’m guessing that Alexis, being young, is just getting snowed by the two older guys. Right? Please? [MyFoxDC; HT DHMBIB]