A dead dolphin would not be the strangest thing ever found in the waters of New Jersey, but it is probably the strangest thing found outside Jon Bon Jovi’s house.  The dolphin was part of a family that had been trapped in the Jersey waterways for several months, and Federal officials resisted moving the dolphins to the ocean despite the protests of rescue groups.  And now they’re dead, or one of them is, anyway.  Bon Jovi plans to record a country crossover hit entitled “Tuna Reminds Me of You (Dead Dolphin)” to commemorate the event. [WCBS]

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