Matt Giraud Gets The Boot, Adam Lambert Gets An Ego Check

noah | April 30, 2009 10:00 am

As expected by pretty much everyone, Matt Giraud had his valentine to American Idol‘s viewers roundly rejected, and so he was sent packing on last night’s episode. More surprising to observers, though, was the appearance of longtime frontrunner Adam Lambert in the bottom three, alongside Giraud and Kris Allen. Was this the result of shenanigans by the producers–who want people to keep watching, even despite the widespread assumption that Lambert’s going to win this thing–or was it the first piece of evidence that a wide swath of America isn’t really into the whole Scissor Sisters/Muse/Adam Lambert axis of rock, despite poor old Randy Jackson’s claims to the contrary? Keep in mind that last year’s winner operating in the “covers of other peoples’ covers” paradigm was actually using as his touchstone a genre of music–crummy radio mook rock–that, while being objectionable for a host of completely valid reasons, does relatively well, especially when compared to the glammy and fabulous bands that Lambert has chosen to emulate on the Idol stage. Sure, his fanbase is pretty devoted to him and he normally has amazing energy on the stage (save Tuesday’s oddly inert performance), but as other contestants drop off and their former fanbases find new horses to back, that may not be enough. This is probably a good time also to bring up the sex-crazed older women who have taken time out of their hectic harassing David Cook schedule to back the single least sexy member of the Top Five:

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I know. I know. There is so much wrong with that picture, beginning with the fact that “cougar” was a made up term in the first place. (Lol, words.) But what if it reveals a secret side of Gokey’s appeal? What if people are finding the secret LensCrafters shiller–gasp–attractive? Anyway. Back to Adam: Is he really in all that much trouble? And wouldn’t it be crazy if they sent Adam packing next week–when shock eliminatee Chris Daughtry is scheduled to take the stage? Conspiracy theories ahoy!

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