R. Kelly Would Like To Sell You His Looney Tunes Bar

For only $2,000–or best offer, so get bidding!–a custom-made bar at R. Kelly’s now-former house can be yours. And by “Looney Tunes Bar” I don’t mean “featured in a video in the ‘Trapped In The Closet’ series”–I mean cartoon-themed, so Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam, and Jessica Rabbit (who doesn’t quite fit in, although I guess R. wanted as much sexiness as possible in his cartoon cavalcade) are all carved into the front. Not only that, but it’s trimmed with leather for extra classiness! Honestly if I had room in my house I would put in a bid, if only because it would be a great conversation piece and I’m sick of storing my liquor high above my kitchen cabinets. [Craigslist Chicago via The Daily Swarm]

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  • AquaLung


    To which “famous video” are they referring, do you think?

  • http://8tracks.com/jacks Chainsaw Dick

    as a chicago resident, i am compelled to email this woman, say i want to look at the piece, and go just to check out what his house looked like, then claim that yosemite sam’s beard does not match my apartment’s color scheme, and quietly take my leave.

  • cheesebubble

    um. is the looney tunes motif an attempt, on the part of r. kelly, to appeal to youngsters? hmmm.

    p.s. do it, Chainsaw Dick!

  • http://www.pinkoflamingo.com goldsounds

    This is an interesting development as I thought that looney tunes characters were only licensed for jeeps and mudflaps.

  • Vulture.Protein

    They also forgot to mention that he has pissed all over it too. It’s his signature move.