If Yung Joc’s Twitter is to be believed, he’s had quite the day: An argument over the last line of coke at his St. Louis abode turned into him getting bitten by Katt Williams’ German shepherd the result of the pooch splitting said bounty with his owner and the chronically troubled MC DMX. A screenshot of the blow-by-blow (no pun intended) after the jump:
Who knows if this is some “fantasy” scenario that’s being played out for the gossip blogs / the purposes of an upcoming single but hey, guess what, the whole situation is still fucking gross, what with the sprinkles of homophobia and the
praying for the doomed dog after the fact. I guess the Twitter mucky-mucks will be quite proud, though, that Yung Joc decided to use
their microblogging platform to chronicle it all. Especially when it gets dragged into court next time DMX decides to
blow a light or whatever! We truly live in amazing times.
UPDATE: Ha ha, he was just making a “Twitter movie”! Because
“NO ONE WANTS TO READ BORING TWITTS! WE WANT DUMB SHIT TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF REALITY…HOMELESS PPL., AIDS, ABORTION, BLK ON BLK CRIME! LIFE!” Oh, life. This is what it’s like in the inferno of postmodernity. (P.S. to Mr Joc:
Plugging your filmmaker-aspiring track probably won’t work.)
YUNG JOC [Twitter; HT
Clandestine Blog]
