Lady GaGa Dances With The Tortured Penis Metaphors

May 20th, 2009 // 4 Comments

Elsewhere on the network-TV spectrum last night, Lady GaGa performed her new, soon-to-be-ubiquitous single “Love Game” on the Dancing With The Stars season finale. I don’t know about you, but given that the similarly raunchy Lil Kim was a contestant on this run of the show, wouldn’t a reworking of the track with the two of them collaborating have been at least sorta interesting counterprogramming against a few minutes of the Idol finale? Or were the ABC censors just figuring that GaGa’s awkward brandishing of a Super Giant Mega Rock Candy Wow! would absolve them of any double entendres for the term “disco stick” being thought up by semi-clueless FCC watchdogs, and so they’d better keep Kim away in order to evade fines? [YouTube]

  1. i don’t watch this show, so maybe someone can explain why the audience bursts into “spontaneous” applause every few seconds. is that the norm? it’s slightly irritating.

  2. It’s too bad about the dopey lyric/clumsy single-entendre, because I think I might like this single the best of everything she’s released.

  3. Meat dress! What was for dinner that night?

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