Ozzy Osbourne’s Latest Shot In The Endorsement Dark: Oh, Honey

noah | June 17, 2009 10:00 am

It’s time for another round of “What endorsement is more damaging to the already somewhat tarnished image of an aging rocker!” Your candidates today: The fake microblogs from Ozzy Osbourne that allege that dude still wears leather pants and the Gene Simmons urinal cakes! I’m going to cast my vote for the former, if only because the doddering image presented in the TV ads would lead one to believe that he’d actually wind up confusing the Samsung Jack with his son of the same name. Perhaps that bit is being saved for a Very Sponsored Episode of Osbournes: Reloaded? (That show is coming back, right?) Samsung Jack [Samsung]