Oh boy, there’s video of Perez Hilton throwing the f-word that might sully his gay-rights-activist bona fides in the direction of will.i.am and getting clocked as a result. In related news, Peas manager Polo Molina has claimed responsibility for the attack and turned himself in to Toronto police, who have charged him with assault. In other related news, the world needs to stop so I can get off before I make a “Black Eyed P” joke. Ah, goddammit. [TMZ]