Rush Limbaugh To Jay-Z: Get Off My Back (And My Other Body Parts, Too)

Following the lead of fellow target Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh responded to his being singled out for criticism in Jay-Z’s new single “Off That” with a riposte of his own… that somehow turned into a rant about President Barack Obama being a bad thing for American males’ most precious bits.

RUSH: I have been mentioned in a rap song by the rapper “Jay-Z.” He has a new song out there. What’s the name of the song? I don’t know what the name of the song is. New song out mentions me and the moderate Bill O’Reilly.

“This ain’t black versus white, my nigga, we off that. Please tell Bill O’Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls. It’s 2010 not 1864. Ah yeh we come so far … Ah, how’s that for a mix? Got a black president, got green presidents.”

RUSH: Does this, Snerdley, mark a new development in my career to be singled out in a rap song by the famous rapper Jay-Z? I guess it is. As far as I know I have never been mentioned in a rap song by anybody. I guess it means I’ve made it. I’m now in a rap tune by the famous rapper Jay-Z. “[T]ell Bill O Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls.” I would remind the rapper Jay-Z: Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants to mandate circumcision. We had that story yesterday; and that means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama. I did not know I was on anybody’s balls, either. I’m happy to know that they think I am, though! But I didn’t actually know that I was.

I’m a Limbaugh newbie, so I chuckled at the Mad-like appellation “Snerdley” without realizing that it was a thing. But, uh, turning a Jay-Z dis into a rant about mandated circumcision? Wow. Just… wow.

Rush Mentioned in Jay-Z Rap Song []

  • cheesebubble

    I’m glad that Rush enjoys being on other people’s balls. Limbaugh’s penis means a lot to him, by the way. I remember reading about Rush’s detainment at an airport after authorities discovered a bottle of Viagra without a prescription. Tisk tisk.

  • Silverfuture

    I don’t think that this was really that much of a stretch. Jay Z did start the whole thing by talking about his balls. And Rush is right about one thing- mandated circumcision is crazy!

  • http:// How do I say this…Throwdini!?!

    My “Wow. Just… wow” moment in reading this story revolved around the words “the moderate Bill O’Reilly.” In which crazy right-wing country does Rush think that O’Reilly qualifies as a moderate? DickChenistan?

  • k-rex

    @How do I say this…Throwdini!?!: Limbaugh is the greatest performance artist of our time. But that O’Reily is a dangerous nutjob.

  • the_arcane_model

    love the visuals.