Drunk Kiss Fan Mistakes Fellow Concertgoer For Gene Simmons Urinal Cake
From Tuesday’s Boston police blotter comes this report of an “incident” at Boston Garden involving Kiss and a non-branded fluid: “According to the victim, she was inside the building attending the KISS Concert when she felt a warm feeling on the back of her leg.” Ewww. But wait, there’s more!
As a result of the warm sensation, the victim says she turned around to observe an individual urinating on the back of her leg. At this time, the victim promptly alerted security personnel of the incident. Consequently, security personnel escorted the suspect from the building. Officers noted the suspect appeared to be highly intoxicated given his slurred speech and the odor of alcohol emanating from his person.
Ah, drunkenness and concertgoing. Perhaps the always-entreprenurial Kiss bass player Gene Simmons can capitalize on this incident by rushing a band-branded TravelJohn to market? Daily Incidents for Tuesday, Oct. 8 [BPDNews via RS / Earlier: Gene Simmons Urinal Cake Spotted In The Wild
