“Sexy Video” Poll Proves Once Again That People On The Internet Are Confused/Confusing

In one of those online polls that makes you fear for the sexual development of Internet-enabled persons as a whole; Britney Spears’ clip for “Toxic” has been named the “Most Sexy Video” of all time by the users of the UK music-video site Muzu.tv; No. 1 on the corresponding “Least Sexy” list, meanwhile, is Madonna’s leotard-tastic “Hung Up”. In case you’re wondering just what the gender breakdown of the artists included on each list is: The “Most” list has a 6.5/3.5 female/male split (although I don’t think I’d be wrong to guess that Robert Palmer’s “Addicted To Love,” No. 10, was deemed “sexy” not because of the late blue-eyed soul singer but by his fake female backing band); the “Least” list’s split, meanwhile, is 4/6. The only artist to make both the “most” and “least” lists? Robbie Williams-spawning Britboyband Take That. (How UKrazy!) The two top tens after the jump. Top Ten Most Sexy Videos 1. Britney Spears – Toxic 2. Shakira – She Wolf 3. JLS – Beat Again 4. Girls Aloud – Untouchable 5. Kylie Minogue – Spinning Around 6. Rihanna – Umbrella 7. Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake – Love, Sex and Magic 8. Take That – Pray 9. Beyonce – Single Ladies 10. Robert Palmer – Addicted to Love Ten Least Sexy Music Videos 1. Madonna – Hung Up 2. Lady Ga Ga – Poker Face 3. Spice Girls – Wannabe 4. Pink – Get the Party Started 5. Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up 6. Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone 7. Take That – Do What You Like 8. Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart 9. Wham! – Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 10. David Hasselhoff – Jump In My Car People remembered that Ciara video, too? Huh. Well then.Madonna’s Hung Up ‘least sexy music video of all time’ [Telegraph]