Jessica Simpson: The World’s Worst Menorah
Jessica Simpson has been gone from television juuuust long enough for us to miss her a little. We’re not so sure her upcoming feel-good VH1 reality show Price of Beauty will even come close to rivaling the pop-culture phenom/pull-quote machine that was Newlyweds. But if it includes anything as entertaining as Jessica Simpson using an ear candle, we’ll give it a chance. Check below to see video (tweeted by Jess herself) of the failed country star trying out her practical ear-cleaning Christmas gift from BFF hairdresser Ken Paves.
Just in case you think Jess is crazy for sticking a candle in her head, this practice is known to help get rid of excess wax in your ear that may cause you not to hear properly. Which may be why Jessica’s last album wasn’t so great.
And that’s sure a nice, down-to-earth touch with the Papa Johns pizza box protecter. Stay classy, Simpsons.
