R. Kelly Has 15 More Chapters Of “Trapped In The Closet” For You

R. Kelly is making you beg for more. The eccentric R&B crooner posted a Twitvid revealing that he has has 15 more chapters of his episodic soap opera “Trapped In The Closet” ready to go, but he’s waiting to hear if you really, really want it or not before he decides to release them. Stroke the man’s ego already, people! Don’t you want—nay, need—more of Kells’ lyrical melodrama?

The first chunk of “Trapped in the Closet” was 22 chapters long—is that just not enough for rabid R. Kelly fans? Or would you prefer him to finally move on from his epic soap opera and write a brand new musical series? His romance ballad “Pregnant” could be Chapter 1, and he could take us through all three trimesters up to and including the kid’s graduation. It might also be a great opportunity for Kelly to showcase his expert yodeling talents:

[Via A.V. Club]