R. Kelly Has 15 More Chapters Of “Trapped In The Closet” For You

Feb 5th, 2010 // 5 Comments

R. Kelly is making you beg for more. The eccentric R&B crooner posted a Twitvid revealing that he has has 15 more chapters of his episodic soap opera “Trapped In The Closet” ready to go, but he’s waiting to hear if you really, really want it or not before he decides to release them. Stroke the man’s ego already, people! Don’t you want—nay, need—more of Kells’ lyrical melodrama?

The first chunk of “Trapped in the Closet” was 22 chapters long—is that just not enough for rabid R. Kelly fans? Or would you prefer him to finally move on from his epic soap opera and write a brand new musical series? His romance ballad “Pregnant” could be Chapter 1, and he could take us through all three trimesters up to and including the kid’s graduation. It might also be a great opportunity for Kelly to showcase his expert yodeling talents:

[Via A.V. Club]

  1. R Freaking Kelly, I am about to unleash how much I want to see the next fifteen chapters of your legendary urban hip-hopera. Swear to God.

    Two summers ago, my parents stumbled across Trapped in the Closet and showed me. As soon as I was six chapters in, I knew what I had to do: I had to gather all of my friends in my living room and make them watch Trapped in the Closet on a projector on my while with a life-size YOU. We loved every second of it, but you know what? We just have to know what that package is.

    I'm not kidding, by the way; I actually did have an R. Kelly party and it was the greatest party I've ever had. It was vital to my development as a citizen of the United States of America. If you do not give me the next fifteen installments, I will not be able to have another R Kelly extravaganza.

  2. Tracy

    Yes I really need the next 15 chapters I have chapters 1 thru 22 and I need to find out about the package. So R. Kelly please release the next 15 and then keep making them they are a hit in my book and a lot of my friends.

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  4. DANIELLE

    I HOPE THAT YOU RELEASE 15 CHAPTERS AND MORE, I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS DVD, I SAW YOU PERFORM ON BET AND SOMETHING TOLD ME TO GET ON AMAZON AND I FOUND ALL 22 CHAPTERS FOR $14 AND I HAD TO ORDER, I DON’T HOW YOU CAME UP WITH ALL OF THAT BUT U HAVE A BIG IMAGINATION

  5. marie

    Love you R Kelly, but no more trapped!

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