Ke$ha Blah Blah Blahs About “We Are The World” And Cheryl Cole’s Husband

It’s not often an artist spends nine weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100 with their debut single, as Ke$ha has done with “TiK ToK.” But even more impressive—or, depending upon how you look at it, dismaying—is the fact that she held back the all-star collaborative effort that was “We Are The World 25 For Haiti” last week, forcing it to contend with a #2 debut on the chart.

So what are Ke$ha’s thoughts on all this? You know you want to read them, so head below!

UK publication the Daily Star has been following Ke$ha’s London exploits over the past week, and asked the “Blah Blah Blah” chanteuse if she feels any shame after her ode to drunken debauchery relegated charity to the runner-up position.

“’We Are The World’ is still #2 and still making a lot of money,” the ever-quotable singer noted. “I’m not doing anything apart from playing shows and rocking with my cock out. I gave to the Haiti relief as well so no one can hate on me.”

Well, for being such a verbal animal, that was a pretty tame reply. So let’s instead check Ke$ha’s response when asked about X Factor judge/Girls Aloud diva Cheryl Cole’s separation from husband Ashley Cole, following rumors of his infidelity: “If someone did that to me I would stab him in his dick.”

Now that’s the Ke$ha we all know and love. And with a mouth like that, don’t expect her to be invited to croon on “We Are The World 50,” either.